Lady Gaga ft. R. Kelly - Do What U Want (Haus of Glitch Mix)
Our generation has grown up on video games…watching our avatars get shot, tumble off cliffs, blown up or eaten by mushrooms wearing shoes. We do what we want with those bodies. My first game was the original Super Mario Bros. This remix is my telling of what I think happened after the original game ended.
Mario defeated King Koopa by destroying the bridge, but that left no way out of the castle. Luckily, Princess Peach wasn’t waiting for her fine-ass to be saved, so she led Mario through a tunnel she’d already been digging with an old turtle shell. She leads him out of the castle and immediately raises the white flag with the peace sign back up (which Mario lowered for some reason???).
She takes him through her kingdom through a series of pipes and vines. But along the journey he gets cocky, boasting that he “rescued” the princess and was now the hero of the land…and now he was claiming her as his own.
All of a sudden King Koopa reappears! He hadn’t died after all! He kills Mario’s basic-ass before disappearing down a pipe. Princess Peach follows him for an epic showdown where she goes HAM all over him and kills him for real this time.